1 00:00:01,919 --> 00:00:04,008 ♪ 2 00:00:23,593 --> 00:00:26,031 ♪ 3 00:00:35,605 --> 00:00:37,738 ♪ 4 00:00:42,221 --> 00:00:44,745 [snoring] 5 00:00:49,358 --> 00:00:50,794 DAREM: Cadet Darem Reymi, 6 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:55,060 personal message, stardate 868858.7. 7 00:00:56,713 --> 00:00:58,324 Dear Mother and Father, 8 00:00:58,454 --> 00:01:00,587 in the three weeks since the Academy began, 9 00:01:00,717 --> 00:01:02,197 I'm confident I'm maintaining 10 00:01:02,328 --> 00:01:04,199 the standard of excellence we agreed upon. 11 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:06,723 [chimes] 12 00:01:06,854 --> 00:01:10,249 As I promised: last to bed, first to rise. 13 00:01:11,641 --> 00:01:15,428 ♪ 14 00:01:17,734 --> 00:01:19,693 [music playing over earbuds] 15 00:01:28,832 --> 00:01:30,181 [snoring] 16 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:41,715 ♪ 17 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:46,067 [music continues over earbuds] 18 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:48,591 Whoa! 19 00:01:48,722 --> 00:01:50,463 Wait. You already...? 20 00:01:50,593 --> 00:01:52,291 -[music stops] -Wh-What time do you...? 21 00:01:52,421 --> 00:01:53,770 For speed and agility days or for power days? 22 00:01:53,901 --> 00:01:55,337 -Either. -4:40 a.m. 23 00:01:55,468 --> 00:01:57,513 for speed and agility, 3:30 a.m. for power. 24 00:01:57,644 --> 00:01:59,298 Anyway, I got to go hit the track for sprints. 25 00:01:59,428 --> 00:02:01,517 See you around, sleepyhead. 26 00:02:02,301 --> 00:02:04,781 DAREM: I strive to be first in each endeavor. 27 00:02:04,912 --> 00:02:08,044 Every day brings a new opportunity to prove myself. 28 00:02:08,742 --> 00:02:10,222 WOMAN [over P.A.]: Starfleet Academy, 29 00:02:10,352 --> 00:02:11,832 report for cardio and sprints. 30 00:02:11,962 --> 00:02:14,487 War College, you have weights and flexibility. 31 00:02:14,617 --> 00:02:17,185 DOT: Move it, War College, move it. 32 00:02:17,316 --> 00:02:19,535 Watch your posture, Cadet Sadal. 33 00:02:20,145 --> 00:02:21,929 Back straight, Cadet Djokovic. 34 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,670 Keep those glutes in the air. 35 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:26,151 Buns of steel, cadets. 36 00:02:26,281 --> 00:02:28,675 LURA: Starfleet maggots, I want to see that you want to be here. 37 00:02:28,805 --> 00:02:30,894 Do you want to be here? Let's go! 38 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:33,506 Show me you're worthy of this uniform. 39 00:02:33,636 --> 00:02:35,508 Get moving. 40 00:02:35,638 --> 00:02:37,336 What are you waiting for? Let's go! 41 00:02:39,381 --> 00:02:40,339 You call that a lunge? 42 00:02:40,469 --> 00:02:43,211 Lower, Cadet, lower. 43 00:02:43,342 --> 00:02:45,560 Down! To the mat, Cadet. 44 00:02:45,692 --> 00:02:46,910 To the mat. 45 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:49,173 What is this? Is this a tea party? 46 00:02:49,304 --> 00:02:51,915 Get up! You're all weak right now. Weak! 47 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:54,353 DOT: War College versus Starfleet Academy. 48 00:02:54,483 --> 00:02:56,093 Who will win? 49 00:02:56,224 --> 00:02:57,921 The counts are even. 50 00:02:58,052 --> 00:02:59,358 It's Cadet Mir in the lead. 51 00:02:59,488 --> 00:03:01,621 Cadet Mir for the win! 52 00:03:01,751 --> 00:03:04,189 ♪ 53 00:03:06,974 --> 00:03:08,584 That was disappointing/underwhelming. 54 00:03:08,715 --> 00:03:10,151 DZOLO: Dude, what was that? 55 00:03:10,282 --> 00:03:11,500 You're the best in the War College, 56 00:03:11,631 --> 00:03:13,633 and he smoked you. 57 00:03:13,763 --> 00:03:15,896 Embarrassing. 58 00:03:20,770 --> 00:03:21,858 [blows whistle] 59 00:03:21,989 --> 00:03:23,904 Next station, Romeo. 60 00:03:25,862 --> 00:03:27,429 Every warrior knows 61 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,040 that you live each day with an eye towards death, 62 00:03:30,171 --> 00:03:33,566 as she walks free and upright amongst the living. 63 00:03:33,696 --> 00:03:35,697 But if by chance you survive until tomorrow, 64 00:03:35,829 --> 00:03:38,048 we'll be having tryouts for the Calica team. 65 00:03:38,179 --> 00:03:40,355 -Sign up here. -Ow. 66 00:03:41,530 --> 00:03:42,661 Darem Reymi. 67 00:03:42,792 --> 00:03:44,794 Captain of the Khionian All-Planet Under-18 team. 68 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:46,187 Four years running. 69 00:03:46,318 --> 00:03:49,190 There is no need to state it. It scanned you. 70 00:03:53,281 --> 00:03:54,587 Genesis Lythe. 71 00:03:54,717 --> 00:03:56,197 Captain of the Inter-Base Youth League. 72 00:03:56,328 --> 00:03:57,851 Five years and change. 73 00:03:57,981 --> 00:03:59,461 And top of her class. 74 00:03:59,592 --> 00:04:01,289 And student ambassador to the Model Fed Council. 75 00:04:01,420 --> 00:04:02,290 Mm. 76 00:04:02,421 --> 00:04:03,813 When do you sleep? 77 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:06,120 Admiral's daughter. We don't need sleep. 78 00:04:06,251 --> 00:04:08,078 What happens if you do? 79 00:04:08,209 --> 00:04:10,559 You get court-martialed? [laughs] 80 00:04:10,690 --> 00:04:12,431 -I'll never know. -Not easy 81 00:04:12,561 --> 00:04:14,084 being an admiral's daughter, hmm? 82 00:04:14,215 --> 00:04:16,478 Takes daddy issues to a whole new level, for sure. 83 00:04:16,608 --> 00:04:19,219 Also makes losing out of the question. 84 00:04:19,351 --> 00:04:21,483 Mm. Too bad there can only be one captain of... 85 00:04:21,613 --> 00:04:23,050 of anything. 86 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,312 -Sorry. -Guess you'll have to learn 87 00:04:24,443 --> 00:04:26,314 -to live with disappointment. -Mm-hmm. 88 00:04:26,445 --> 00:04:28,055 -GENESIS: Good luck. -OCAM: You want me to injure her? 89 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,578 -I'll cut the ponytail off. -DAREM: Do it. 90 00:04:29,709 --> 00:04:32,494 You did not grow up playing Calica either. 91 00:04:32,625 --> 00:04:33,626 CALEB: I know. 92 00:04:33,756 --> 00:04:35,410 I haven't played anything. 93 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:37,020 Not a team guy. I'm more of a... 94 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:39,066 "rely on myself and don't get killed" guy. 95 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:40,763 Hey, hey, hey. Uh, what's...? 96 00:04:40,894 --> 00:04:42,938 He says he's allergic to organized sports. 97 00:04:43,070 --> 00:04:45,202 -To which part? -The sports. 98 00:04:45,333 --> 00:04:47,248 And the fact that they're organized. 99 00:04:47,379 --> 00:04:49,250 Mm. Oh, that's funny. 100 00:04:49,381 --> 00:04:51,818 [cadets oohing] 101 00:04:51,948 --> 00:04:54,168 [laughter] 102 00:04:54,299 --> 00:04:56,083 B'AVI: Academy cadets. 103 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,128 Do you find it challenging to run 104 00:04:58,259 --> 00:05:00,435 while also debating the ethical ramifications 105 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:01,349 of hurting the floor? 106 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:02,089 Do you find it challenging 107 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:03,917 to be a War College douchebag? 108 00:05:04,047 --> 00:05:07,094 -Not your best. -Dude. I just got smacked in the head. 109 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:08,878 You're gonna take up half our space, 110 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:11,098 get ready to be target practice. 111 00:05:11,838 --> 00:05:13,230 SAM: Oh! 112 00:05:13,361 --> 00:05:14,406 I see we don't like each other. 113 00:05:14,536 --> 00:05:15,494 Don't talk. 114 00:05:15,624 --> 00:05:19,193 I smell... [sniffing] 115 00:05:19,324 --> 00:05:20,890 ...fear. 116 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,457 You know, properly channeled, 117 00:05:22,587 --> 00:05:24,590 those feelings of inadequacy can lead to... 118 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,809 well, in your case, just more inadequacy. 119 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:29,029 -Better. -Love the uniforms, guys. 120 00:05:29,159 --> 00:05:30,465 May be the only thing 121 00:05:30,596 --> 00:05:31,945 about the War College that stays relevant. 122 00:05:32,075 --> 00:05:33,468 All right. 123 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:35,557 This has been fun, but I don't think 124 00:05:35,688 --> 00:05:37,603 you guys can afford to take any more time away 125 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:40,997 from whatever it is you're, um, compensating for. 126 00:05:41,128 --> 00:05:42,956 Starfleet Academy is an experiment. 127 00:05:43,086 --> 00:05:45,393 Like all experiments, it must prove its value. 128 00:05:45,524 --> 00:05:46,786 The War College has nothing to prove. 129 00:05:46,916 --> 00:05:47,656 CALEB: Then why'd you go out of your way 130 00:05:47,787 --> 00:05:48,657 to hit me in the head with a ball? 131 00:05:48,788 --> 00:05:50,093 You an angry toddler? 132 00:05:50,224 --> 00:05:51,138 Yeah. 133 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,140 Maybe our very large Klingon friend 134 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:56,186 will smack the eyebrows off your freaking face. 135 00:05:56,317 --> 00:05:56,796 [clears throat]: Mm-mm. 136 00:05:56,926 --> 00:05:58,450 [whistle blows] 137 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,673 No blood will be shed on my court 138 00:06:04,804 --> 00:06:07,763 without my express permission. 139 00:06:07,894 --> 00:06:10,113 Back to your classes! Now! 140 00:06:10,418 --> 00:06:12,377 [showers running] 141 00:06:13,856 --> 00:06:17,337 Ah, Darem! That scar. It looks painful. 142 00:06:18,383 --> 00:06:20,080 How'd you get it? 143 00:06:20,210 --> 00:06:21,560 You ever fought someone with a knife between your ribs? 144 00:06:21,690 --> 00:06:23,388 I don't have ribs. 145 00:06:23,518 --> 00:06:25,520 You know, I used to know a guy like that War College bicep 146 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:27,000 back on Khionia? 147 00:06:27,130 --> 00:06:28,567 Oh, please, God, no... 148 00:06:28,697 --> 00:06:29,872 My parents didn't think we were a good match. 149 00:06:30,003 --> 00:06:31,439 Your parents tell you who to date? 150 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:33,049 Nah. Well, I mean, the relationship was doomed 151 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:34,181 after I slept with his sister. 152 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,357 Both of them, actually. 153 00:06:36,488 --> 00:06:38,054 And their cousin. 154 00:06:38,185 --> 00:06:40,405 I would love to just have one shower 155 00:06:40,535 --> 00:06:41,884 without having to hear about Darem's multiple 156 00:06:42,015 --> 00:06:44,409 -polycule underwater hookups. -[gasps] 157 00:06:45,671 --> 00:06:47,150 [gasps] 158 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:48,717 What the...? 159 00:06:48,848 --> 00:06:52,895 We indeed violate the fundamental laws 160 00:06:53,026 --> 00:06:56,289 of temporal mechanics to achieve... 161 00:06:56,421 --> 00:06:57,552 [all gasping] 162 00:06:57,683 --> 00:06:59,467 Oh, boy. Okay. 163 00:06:59,598 --> 00:07:01,774 Whoa. That's a lot. 164 00:07:01,904 --> 00:07:03,079 Whoa! 165 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:04,472 [exclaims] 166 00:07:04,603 --> 00:07:05,908 [all gasping] 167 00:07:06,039 --> 00:07:07,606 [grunting] 168 00:07:09,259 --> 00:07:11,261 [screaming, gasping] 169 00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:14,134 [laughter] 170 00:07:17,529 --> 00:07:19,400 GENESIS: Get me out of here. 171 00:07:19,531 --> 00:07:21,446 -Ooh. -[grunting] 172 00:07:22,490 --> 00:07:24,753 Attention, Starfleet cadets. 173 00:07:24,884 --> 00:07:26,494 We did this because we could. 174 00:07:26,625 --> 00:07:29,149 And we will keep doing it 175 00:07:29,279 --> 00:07:31,281 because it is fun. 176 00:07:31,412 --> 00:07:33,327 Enjoy yourselves. [laughs] 177 00:07:40,289 --> 00:07:42,336 This is war. 178 00:07:43,337 --> 00:07:45,470 ♪ 179 00:08:13,062 --> 00:08:15,195 ♪ 180 00:08:45,051 --> 00:08:47,183 ♪ 181 00:09:17,083 --> 00:09:19,172 ♪ 182 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:34,535 ♪ 183 00:09:37,669 --> 00:09:39,366 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Do you aspire to be the best 184 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,411 and brightest in the galaxy? 185 00:09:41,542 --> 00:09:44,066 Exceed your physical, 186 00:09:44,197 --> 00:09:47,592 mental and spiritual limits? 187 00:09:47,722 --> 00:09:50,856 Be the captain of your own destiny 188 00:09:50,986 --> 00:09:52,509 at Starfleet Academy. 189 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,510 Applicants of all species are welcome. 190 00:09:53,641 --> 00:09:55,991 Is the voice-over too stupid? 191 00:09:56,122 --> 00:09:58,559 We are about to have a prank war on our hands 192 00:09:58,690 --> 00:10:01,040 just as the oversight committee arrives. 193 00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:03,346 This is a PR dumpster fire. 194 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:06,741 Commander, in our line of work, 195 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:11,659 something is on fire all... the time 196 00:10:11,790 --> 00:10:15,794 and everything is on fire some of the time. 197 00:10:15,924 --> 00:10:16,838 -[jazzy music plays] -LURA: Be that as it may, 198 00:10:16,969 --> 00:10:17,970 as a War College graduate, 199 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,624 I can promise you, 200 00:10:19,754 --> 00:10:22,888 they shenanned once, they'll shenann again. 201 00:10:23,018 --> 00:10:26,456 Well done, Number One. Advise. 202 00:10:28,067 --> 00:10:29,721 I thought you would never ask, Chancellor. 203 00:10:29,851 --> 00:10:32,767 This is your only possible response. 204 00:10:36,075 --> 00:10:38,033 Demand a formal apology from Kelrec, 205 00:10:38,164 --> 00:10:40,253 and he nips it in the bud. 206 00:10:40,383 --> 00:10:41,994 Or kills it in the cradle, if you prefer. 207 00:10:42,124 --> 00:10:43,212 I'm good with the plant metaphor. 208 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,084 It's not our job to resolve 209 00:10:45,214 --> 00:10:46,825 our students' problems for them. 210 00:10:46,955 --> 00:10:49,566 We're in the "teach them how to fish" business. 211 00:10:49,697 --> 00:10:52,352 Also... [scoffs] that's no fun. 212 00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:55,529 There are those that see us as an experiment waiting to fail. 213 00:10:55,660 --> 00:10:56,704 You've said it yourself. 214 00:10:56,835 --> 00:10:58,010 Your tacit approval 215 00:10:58,140 --> 00:11:00,229 hands them ammunition in front of the committee. 216 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,318 I'm beginning to get the feeling you don't trust me. 217 00:11:02,449 --> 00:11:03,842 Quite the opposite. 218 00:11:03,972 --> 00:11:06,409 I trust that you'll come to the right decision. 219 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:08,281 Before it's too late. 220 00:11:08,411 --> 00:11:09,630 So you don't trust me. 221 00:11:09,761 --> 00:11:11,327 Lura, this is kid shit! 222 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:14,809 Forgive my language. I'm pro kid shit. 223 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,681 They grew up in the Burn. 224 00:11:16,811 --> 00:11:18,552 I'm not going to crush the life out of them 225 00:11:18,683 --> 00:11:20,554 any more than the universe already has. 226 00:11:20,685 --> 00:11:22,991 Captain. Chancellor. 227 00:11:23,122 --> 00:11:25,037 I choose to work for you and not Kelrec 228 00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:26,473 for three reasons: 229 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,084 I believe in Starfleet's mission of peace, 230 00:11:29,215 --> 00:11:33,262 and despite what you may think, I believe in you. 231 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,916 What's the third thing? 232 00:11:35,047 --> 00:11:38,746 I just find him very... odd. 233 00:11:38,877 --> 00:11:41,096 And that whole tea fetish. 234 00:11:41,227 --> 00:11:43,142 Tea fetish? 235 00:11:43,272 --> 00:11:45,579 Out of all the fetishes available? 236 00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:49,714 Want to give it one last pitch before I disregard your counsel? 237 00:11:49,844 --> 00:11:54,762 You know that a single transgression is like a weed: 238 00:11:54,893 --> 00:12:00,072 yank it now, or it multiplies and strangles the entire field. 239 00:12:00,202 --> 00:12:01,464 What's with you and the plant metaphors? 240 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,162 I hear you, Commander. 241 00:12:03,292 --> 00:12:04,946 I do. 242 00:12:05,077 --> 00:12:08,210 Perhaps it would be beneficial if our cadets did, too. 243 00:12:09,342 --> 00:12:11,866 Well, that... that's a cool idea. 244 00:12:11,997 --> 00:12:13,868 Chancellor, we were basically naked. 245 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:15,522 No. Completely naked! 246 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,350 Everybody was looking at us like we were insane. 247 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:19,004 -Like we're crazy. -In front of the whole school. 248 00:12:19,134 --> 00:12:20,527 What about our honor? 249 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,224 I took a bath for the first time. 250 00:12:22,355 --> 00:12:24,531 You want us to get back at them with botany? 251 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,532 -Seriously? -I don't know, guys. 252 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,926 Do you think botany can end a prank war? 253 00:12:28,056 --> 00:12:30,972 -Or did you have other ideas? -Yeah. Hit 'em back harder. 254 00:12:31,103 --> 00:12:32,278 Bring some serious pain. 255 00:12:32,408 --> 00:12:34,802 Wait till exams and then fritz their servers. 256 00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:38,110 -[overlapping chatter] -Like I was saying... 257 00:12:39,545 --> 00:12:40,547 DOT: Captain. 258 00:12:43,158 --> 00:12:45,247 We are gonna plant and grow the rare 259 00:12:45,378 --> 00:12:48,555 and highly protected Vitus Reflux. 260 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:51,384 Despite being known as "the empathy flower," 261 00:12:51,514 --> 00:12:52,907 it's not actually a flower. 262 00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:55,040 It's a fungus. 263 00:12:55,170 --> 00:12:57,303 ♪ 264 00:12:58,565 --> 00:13:02,438 Speak your mind, Cadet. Don't hold back. 265 00:13:05,224 --> 00:13:07,661 -Chancellor, respectfully... -Mm-hmm? 266 00:13:07,792 --> 00:13:09,750 ...this is the single dumbest idea I've ever heard. 267 00:13:09,881 --> 00:13:11,926 How is this strategic...? 268 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:15,495 PLANT [high-pitched voice]: How is this strategic? How is this strategic? 269 00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,323 -How is this strategic? -Got a deeper voice than you, Darem. 270 00:13:19,629 --> 00:13:22,328 Ever read The Art of War,Reymi? 271 00:13:22,458 --> 00:13:24,460 -PLANT: Art of War,Reymi? -Fifth century BC. 272 00:13:24,591 --> 00:13:26,898 Sun Tzu learned patience in a garden 273 00:13:27,028 --> 00:13:29,030 and respect for the opponent. 274 00:13:29,161 --> 00:13:30,640 They got you pretty bad. 275 00:13:30,771 --> 00:13:33,208 -PLANT: They got you pretty bad. -If I may, Chancellor, 276 00:13:33,339 --> 00:13:35,428 it was not an original idea. 277 00:13:35,558 --> 00:13:38,126 The War College stole that prank. 278 00:13:38,257 --> 00:13:40,868 Cadet Sam ran a search 279 00:13:40,999 --> 00:13:42,348 through old Starfleet disciplinary records. 280 00:13:42,478 --> 00:13:43,958 In the 28th century, 281 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,831 some cadets transported the entire first-year class 282 00:13:46,961 --> 00:13:49,268 from the sonic showers to the roof of Alcatraz. 283 00:13:49,398 --> 00:13:53,141 JAY-DEN: It took the faculty half a day to get everyone down. 284 00:13:53,272 --> 00:13:54,795 -[laughter] -GENESIS: No way. 285 00:13:54,926 --> 00:13:56,275 Ah, that's legendary. 286 00:13:56,405 --> 00:13:57,189 Then you've already learned 287 00:13:57,319 --> 00:13:58,712 your opponents' lack of imagination. 288 00:13:58,843 --> 00:13:59,887 Grab a trowel. 289 00:14:00,018 --> 00:14:01,193 -PLANT: Grab a trowel. -[mutters]: Oh, my God. 290 00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:02,803 And anybody who rolls their eyes gets expelled. 291 00:14:02,934 --> 00:14:04,457 PLANT: Gets expelled. 292 00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:08,330 Spritz the spores, 293 00:14:08,461 --> 00:14:13,118 add the growth accelerant. 294 00:14:13,248 --> 00:14:16,425 Vitus only blooms at night, 295 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,340 so be patient. 296 00:14:18,471 --> 00:14:20,299 Plants are like cadets. 297 00:14:20,429 --> 00:14:24,129 All they need is water, food and a little encouragement. 298 00:14:25,478 --> 00:14:26,783 Go, go, go. 299 00:14:26,914 --> 00:14:28,960 PLANT: Go, go, go. 300 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:31,919 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Specialist Krebs, 301 00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:33,442 your Talaxian Furfly 302 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,270 is attempting to mate with a beaker. 303 00:14:35,401 --> 00:14:37,403 Please intervene. 304 00:14:37,533 --> 00:14:40,188 -Doing great, buddy. I love you. -GENESIS: Okay. 305 00:14:40,319 --> 00:14:42,016 We all ready for Calica tryouts? 306 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:46,064 No, I will not pursue violence in any form. 307 00:14:46,194 --> 00:14:49,763 I have chosen the Exo-Ecology Club in that same time slot. 308 00:14:50,633 --> 00:14:53,462 I know. I respect that. 309 00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,334 But... 310 00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,032 I swiped your delta while you were showering 311 00:14:58,163 --> 00:14:59,599 and I maybe signed you up. 312 00:14:59,729 --> 00:15:01,818 [forced laugh] 313 00:15:01,949 --> 00:15:03,559 [quietly]: What the hell, Genesis? 314 00:15:03,690 --> 00:15:05,387 -What? It's just a... -No, no, no. 315 00:15:05,518 --> 00:15:08,608 I'm not signing up for some culty school spirit war, okay? 316 00:15:08,738 --> 00:15:10,610 I don't do spirit. 317 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:13,308 -Or tribes. Or teams. -I want to be captain. 318 00:15:13,439 --> 00:15:15,615 I need to be captain. 319 00:15:15,745 --> 00:15:18,618 And when I am, I need my strongest players. 320 00:15:18,748 --> 00:15:20,402 You fought the Venari Ral. 321 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:23,144 Look around. Look at them. 322 00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:25,320 [frantic sneezing] 323 00:15:25,451 --> 00:15:26,887 OCAM: Sorry! It's on your shoe. 324 00:15:29,281 --> 00:15:31,544 [grunting] 325 00:15:31,674 --> 00:15:33,633 [sighs] 326 00:15:35,156 --> 00:15:37,376 -We need you. -[scoffs] 327 00:15:37,506 --> 00:15:38,943 Please? 328 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:45,775 How's your, um, your Betazoid princess? 329 00:15:45,906 --> 00:15:48,691 President's daughter. And she's not anybody's. 330 00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:50,432 Well, I guess your tour was so compelling, 331 00:15:50,563 --> 00:15:52,652 she went and ran away to the War College, hmm? 332 00:15:55,481 --> 00:15:57,091 Shitty comment retracted. 333 00:15:58,527 --> 00:16:00,051 But I get the vibe she likes sports. 334 00:16:00,181 --> 00:16:03,402 Okay, I'll do it if you stop talking. 335 00:16:04,751 --> 00:16:05,882 Thank you. 336 00:16:06,013 --> 00:16:09,408 LURA: Strategy. Skill. Teamwork. 337 00:16:09,538 --> 00:16:13,064 Calica is more than just a game. 338 00:16:13,194 --> 00:16:15,936 I want you to right your minds 339 00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:18,852 and prepare your hearts for battle. 340 00:16:18,983 --> 00:16:21,942 There are two teams, each with a mascot. 341 00:16:22,073 --> 00:16:25,032 The mascot protects a target. 342 00:16:25,163 --> 00:16:28,166 The goal of the game is simple. 343 00:16:28,296 --> 00:16:32,126 Fight your way to the other side of the field 344 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:35,738 and shoot a target guarded by the opposing team's mascot. 345 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:39,699 Tryouts today will not be easy. 346 00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:42,789 You'll be scored in a series of drills. 347 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:45,574 Highest score makes the team. 348 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,968 I want you to strike 349 00:16:48,099 --> 00:16:51,145 with the force of a thousand tachyons! 350 00:16:51,276 --> 00:16:55,149 Strike until your opponents' innards liquefy and pour... 351 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,109 And... you'll do it all 352 00:16:58,239 --> 00:17:01,286 while wearing really snazzy uniforms. 353 00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:02,635 Uh-huh. 354 00:17:02,765 --> 00:17:04,637 You all know Coach Reno. 355 00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:07,247 Professor, I thought you taught Temporal Mechanics? 356 00:17:07,379 --> 00:17:09,337 I'm a nerd/jock hybrid. 357 00:17:09,468 --> 00:17:10,991 LURA: Each team is made up 358 00:17:11,122 --> 00:17:13,297 of eight players, a mascot and an alternate. 359 00:17:13,428 --> 00:17:16,301 The mascot is the last line of defense. 360 00:17:16,430 --> 00:17:19,347 -They protect the target. -What kind of mascot? 361 00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,610 What are we working with? 362 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,917 What we're working with is a hundred push-ups. 363 00:17:24,047 --> 00:17:27,180 Now! And the next interruption, 200. 364 00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:30,054 Using the mascot in the game is a tradition. 365 00:17:30,184 --> 00:17:32,926 Way back, Starfleet's was a lapling-- 366 00:17:33,057 --> 00:17:35,929 fuzzy, mean like a koala, 367 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,018 cute like a targ. They called him... 368 00:17:38,149 --> 00:17:41,021 Lappy. They called him Lappy. 369 00:17:41,152 --> 00:17:44,764 So it's basically like a fun game of laser tag? 370 00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:47,636 Yeah, just like laser tag. 371 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,595 -[weapons firing] -Ah! 372 00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:53,077 This is not like laser tag! 373 00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:57,211 What is happening?! 374 00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:01,172 LURA: I warned you, tryouts would not be easy. 375 00:18:01,302 --> 00:18:04,349 Calica prepares you for real-world combat. 376 00:18:04,479 --> 00:18:07,221 Which is why I will not have a losing Calica team 377 00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,310 at this academy. 378 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:13,009 Today's obstacle course is designed to show me 379 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:15,099 what each of you is made of. 380 00:18:15,229 --> 00:18:17,710 Every move you make will gain or lose you 381 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:19,538 one individual point. 382 00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:22,454 Any cadet who rings the bell of victory 383 00:18:22,584 --> 00:18:23,716 at the end of the obstacle course... 384 00:18:23,846 --> 00:18:25,239 [neck cracks] 385 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,372 ...wins a bonus point. 386 00:18:27,502 --> 00:18:30,157 The top eight cadets will make the team. 387 00:18:30,288 --> 00:18:32,855 The rest of you will live in shame. 388 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:33,987 Begin! 389 00:18:34,944 --> 00:18:37,208 [screaming] 390 00:18:37,338 --> 00:18:40,950 Release the drones! 391 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,088 [indistinct yelling] 392 00:18:51,874 --> 00:18:54,529 There's drones, everyone, there's drones! 393 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:58,011 Hey! You forgot about us! 394 00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:01,884 [clangs] 395 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,712 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Bonus point-- Lythe. 396 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,932 [clangs] 397 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,239 Bonus point-- Reymi. 398 00:19:08,935 --> 00:19:10,763 -[clangs] -Bonus point-- Lythe. 399 00:19:10,893 --> 00:19:12,765 [clangs] 400 00:19:12,895 --> 00:19:15,333 -Bonus point-- Reymi. -Whoo! 401 00:19:17,335 --> 00:19:19,119 [pants, groans] 402 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:21,948 [clangs] 403 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,123 Bonus point-- Reymi. 404 00:19:23,254 --> 00:19:24,951 A little feedback? 405 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,040 You're trying too hard. It's slowing you down. 406 00:19:27,171 --> 00:19:29,173 [chuckles] 407 00:19:30,739 --> 00:19:33,481 [powering up] 408 00:19:33,612 --> 00:19:36,136 The Calica game phaser. 409 00:19:36,789 --> 00:19:38,704 It will not win the game for you. 410 00:19:38,834 --> 00:19:40,488 GENESIS: Look who finally showed up. 411 00:19:40,619 --> 00:19:43,448 But it can keep you from losing. 412 00:19:43,578 --> 00:19:44,971 Better late than never. 413 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,494 I'm showering with my delta from now on. 414 00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:50,019 The phaser has only one setting. 415 00:19:50,672 --> 00:19:52,239 Whoa. 416 00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:53,849 [Caleb groaning] 417 00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:55,242 Transport. 418 00:19:55,373 --> 00:19:57,113 -CALEB: Son of a bitch. -If you are hit, 419 00:19:57,244 --> 00:19:59,159 you will be beamed out of play 420 00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:02,206 and into the casualty box for the entirety of that round. 421 00:20:02,336 --> 00:20:05,426 You'll be able to rejoin your team 422 00:20:05,557 --> 00:20:07,646 in the next one. 423 00:20:07,776 --> 00:20:10,388 Do not be late again. 424 00:20:19,571 --> 00:20:21,703 Ooh. 425 00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,879 Lone wolf came to play. 426 00:20:31,278 --> 00:20:33,106 I thought you hated sports. 427 00:20:33,237 --> 00:20:35,587 I do. I hate them. 428 00:20:39,199 --> 00:20:41,070 LURA: Yes, Mir, yes! 429 00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:44,813 -[grunting] -No, Mir, no! 430 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,598 [buzzer sounds] 431 00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:47,381 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Mir-- disqualification. 432 00:20:47,512 --> 00:20:49,209 [whistle blows] 433 00:20:52,299 --> 00:20:54,736 SAM: Genesis, where are the drones?! 434 00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:56,695 GENESIS: I can't see them through the smoke! 435 00:20:56,825 --> 00:20:58,349 [cadet muttering weakly] 436 00:20:58,479 --> 00:21:01,395 [screaming] 437 00:21:05,094 --> 00:21:06,879 [grunts] 438 00:21:07,009 --> 00:21:09,142 Come on. She's porous! 439 00:21:10,491 --> 00:21:12,406 RENO: Yeah, the best of us are. 440 00:21:12,537 --> 00:21:14,887 And it's permeable, not porous. 441 00:21:15,017 --> 00:21:17,193 Get your Ps straight. 442 00:21:17,324 --> 00:21:18,891 LURA: Five minutes left, cadets. 443 00:21:19,021 --> 00:21:22,808 If you want to make the team, impress me now. 444 00:21:22,938 --> 00:21:23,896 Pathetic. 445 00:21:24,026 --> 00:21:25,767 A little feedback? 446 00:21:25,898 --> 00:21:28,117 You're not trying hard enough. It's making you stupid. 447 00:21:37,344 --> 00:21:39,215 -JAY-DEN: I want blood. -CALEB: There's no blood. 448 00:21:39,346 --> 00:21:40,956 -I want blood in it. -You need blood in food... 449 00:21:41,087 --> 00:21:42,828 -Absolutely. -...for you to consider it food? 450 00:21:42,958 --> 00:21:44,220 -To tear it to pieces. -That doesn't sound healthy, dude. 451 00:21:44,351 --> 00:21:46,397 That's the only way it should be. 452 00:21:46,527 --> 00:21:49,400 Rokeg blood pie, bregit lung 453 00:21:49,530 --> 00:21:51,271 with grapok blood sauce, 454 00:21:51,402 --> 00:21:54,100 heart of targ with blood sauce. 455 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,323 [indistinct chatter] 456 00:22:00,976 --> 00:22:02,238 Hey, can you distract them for me 457 00:22:02,369 --> 00:22:03,849 -for a sec? -With what? 458 00:22:03,979 --> 00:22:06,286 I don't know. Use your biting humor. 459 00:22:06,417 --> 00:22:08,027 Nothing about me is funny. 460 00:22:08,157 --> 00:22:09,115 -[Caleb laughs] -JAY-DEN: Caleb. 461 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:10,638 CALEB: That's funny. 462 00:22:10,769 --> 00:22:12,074 JAY-DEN: Caleb. 463 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,467 -[indistinct chatter continues] -[sighs] 464 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:15,208 Greetings, War College brethren. 465 00:22:15,339 --> 00:22:17,776 Hey. You. 466 00:22:17,906 --> 00:22:20,648 H-Hello, my name is Jay-Den. 467 00:22:20,779 --> 00:22:22,128 -Jay-Den. -Mm-hmm. It means 468 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,217 "He who crosses oceans of fire." 469 00:22:24,348 --> 00:22:25,871 So, yeah. 470 00:22:26,001 --> 00:22:27,176 I'm Kyle. 471 00:22:27,307 --> 00:22:28,743 Hmm. 472 00:22:28,874 --> 00:22:30,615 It means Kyle. 473 00:22:30,745 --> 00:22:32,356 Mm-hmm. 474 00:22:35,097 --> 00:22:38,187 -Okay, great. -Uh, as we were discussing 475 00:22:38,318 --> 00:22:40,973 Klingon humor, I discovered two Klingon jokes. 476 00:22:41,103 --> 00:22:46,239 Waiter, what is this gagh doing in my aO'mat Gri? 477 00:22:47,719 --> 00:22:49,895 Screaming. 478 00:22:50,025 --> 00:22:51,592 Ah, uh, 479 00:22:51,723 --> 00:22:53,768 -because the gagh-- it's dying. -DZOLO: Come on. 480 00:22:53,899 --> 00:22:55,204 Well, hold on. 481 00:22:55,335 --> 00:22:57,903 What, uh... what was the second one? 482 00:22:58,033 --> 00:22:59,687 DZOLO: Please, no. 483 00:23:02,995 --> 00:23:04,692 CALEB: Excuse me, miss, don't I know you? 484 00:23:04,823 --> 00:23:05,650 TARIMA: Nope. 485 00:23:05,780 --> 00:23:08,174 Yeah, I do. Mm-hmm. 486 00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:09,871 Tarima, right? 487 00:23:10,002 --> 00:23:11,873 Caleb Mir, tour guide? 488 00:23:12,004 --> 00:23:14,659 Turns out, you forgot to fill out a comment card. 489 00:23:14,789 --> 00:23:17,357 Shoot. I must've left it in my other pants. 490 00:23:17,488 --> 00:23:19,011 I can't remember how many stars I gave you. 491 00:23:19,141 --> 00:23:20,708 Five. Definitely five. 492 00:23:20,839 --> 00:23:23,145 Out of five? Doesn't sound like me. 493 00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:25,713 I get why you enrolled in the wrong school, 494 00:23:25,844 --> 00:23:27,846 but you could've just come to the Academy 495 00:23:27,976 --> 00:23:29,413 -and avoided me there. -Believe it or not, 496 00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:30,892 I didn't choose the War College 'cause of you. 497 00:23:31,023 --> 00:23:32,764 -Uh-huh? -Mm-hmm. 498 00:23:35,244 --> 00:23:37,072 Okay. 499 00:23:41,337 --> 00:23:43,557 Blink twice if this is a hostage situation. 500 00:23:45,907 --> 00:23:47,518 -Alternate theory. -Oh, yeah? 501 00:23:47,648 --> 00:23:49,041 Your whole life on Betazed was rules and walls, 502 00:23:49,171 --> 00:23:52,218 and now that you can go anywhere and be anything... 503 00:23:54,481 --> 00:23:55,961 ...you freaked out and you chose the War College 504 00:23:56,091 --> 00:23:57,441 'cause it's safer. 505 00:23:57,571 --> 00:23:59,486 Glib, reductive and stupid. 506 00:23:59,617 --> 00:24:01,967 -Love to be analyzed like this. -Hey, I get it. 507 00:24:02,097 --> 00:24:04,883 Too much freedom at the Academy, right? 508 00:24:05,013 --> 00:24:06,841 Too many ancient Bajoran scripture classes, 509 00:24:06,972 --> 00:24:09,931 interspecies ethics courses, and yoga clubs. 510 00:24:13,413 --> 00:24:15,763 So you decided to join the asshole factory instead. 511 00:24:15,894 --> 00:24:17,635 [scoffs] Oh, and we're done. 512 00:24:17,765 --> 00:24:19,201 Look, I didn't mean you're an asshole. 513 00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:20,594 I'm the asshole, okay? 514 00:24:20,725 --> 00:24:23,597 Look, I'm sorry, but... 515 00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:25,294 Anything before the word "but" is bullshit. 516 00:24:25,425 --> 00:24:27,471 No, no, no, you didn't even tell me. 517 00:24:28,602 --> 00:24:30,169 After everything that we've been through? 518 00:24:30,299 --> 00:24:31,605 [scoffs]: Everything? 519 00:24:32,519 --> 00:24:34,913 [laughs] 520 00:24:36,001 --> 00:24:37,437 Yeah. 521 00:24:37,568 --> 00:24:39,657 I don't know. I kind of thought we had some... 522 00:24:40,919 --> 00:24:42,964 ...energy between us. 523 00:24:45,227 --> 00:24:47,360 Was I completely wrong? 524 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,153 [neuro-inhibitor beeping] 525 00:25:00,504 --> 00:25:02,636 [exhales] 526 00:25:02,767 --> 00:25:04,856 Are you okay? 527 00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:08,337 Did I do that? 528 00:25:09,251 --> 00:25:11,036 [neuro-inhibitor whirs] 529 00:25:11,950 --> 00:25:14,213 Caleb, we're strangers. 530 00:25:14,343 --> 00:25:16,041 Oh, okay. 531 00:25:16,171 --> 00:25:18,130 -We are strangers. -Mm-hmm. 532 00:25:18,260 --> 00:25:20,698 -We're strangers, yeah. -You feel a certain way about me, 533 00:25:20,828 --> 00:25:23,570 and you think I feel that way, too, 534 00:25:23,701 --> 00:25:25,485 except I just haven't realized it yet. 535 00:25:25,616 --> 00:25:27,182 And you think if you keep barking at me, 536 00:25:27,313 --> 00:25:28,488 I'll eventually get there. 537 00:25:28,619 --> 00:25:31,535 You need all the school you can get. 538 00:25:44,199 --> 00:25:47,855 If you are here, then, congratulations. 539 00:25:47,986 --> 00:25:50,336 Your scores yesterday were slightly less terrible 540 00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,556 than everyone else's. 541 00:25:52,686 --> 00:25:53,557 Hmm. 542 00:25:53,687 --> 00:25:55,471 RENO: Or your score 543 00:25:55,602 --> 00:25:57,952 was just plain terrible, but... 544 00:25:58,083 --> 00:25:59,911 you fit the Lapling costume. 545 00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:03,741 [chuckles] 546 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:06,613 Congrats, Lappy. 547 00:26:06,744 --> 00:26:08,702 Welcome to the Calica team. 548 00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:10,312 -Sweet. It's an honor. -[Sam laughing] 549 00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:11,836 Yeah. 550 00:26:11,966 --> 00:26:13,446 -Oh... -RENO: And we didn't forget 551 00:26:13,577 --> 00:26:14,969 team captain. 552 00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:17,406 Lythe, Reymi, you guys tied. 553 00:26:17,537 --> 00:26:19,234 Commander Thok wanted you to settle it 554 00:26:19,365 --> 00:26:21,846 by digging each other's graves, 555 00:26:21,976 --> 00:26:24,675 uh, with the loser getting their eyes plucked out 556 00:26:24,805 --> 00:26:26,024 by a baby Gorn. 557 00:26:26,154 --> 00:26:27,634 Unfortunately, we weren't able 558 00:26:27,765 --> 00:26:31,029 to get that cleared by the Alumni Association. 559 00:26:31,159 --> 00:26:32,987 LURA: Side-by-side shoot-out. 560 00:26:33,118 --> 00:26:36,077 The winner is your captain. 561 00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:38,776 Computer, activate simulation. 562 00:26:38,906 --> 00:26:42,475 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Simulation is activated. 563 00:26:42,606 --> 00:26:45,130 [cadets cheering] 564 00:26:51,571 --> 00:26:53,312 Target one-- tie. 565 00:26:53,442 --> 00:26:56,054 Target two-- tie. 566 00:26:56,184 --> 00:26:59,013 Target three-- tie. 567 00:26:59,144 --> 00:27:01,625 Target four-- tie. 568 00:27:03,452 --> 00:27:06,630 Target five-- tie. 569 00:27:07,239 --> 00:27:08,893 -Target six-- tie. -Six to six. 570 00:27:09,023 --> 00:27:11,330 Boy, you two just love a tie. 571 00:27:11,460 --> 00:27:14,420 First one to eight takes it. 572 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,727 -Target seven-- tie. -Good focus. 573 00:27:16,857 --> 00:27:18,424 Making those daddy issues work for you? 574 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:20,426 What did you say, you piece of shit? 575 00:27:21,383 --> 00:27:23,734 Target eight-- Reymi. 576 00:27:23,864 --> 00:27:25,736 Target nine-- Reymi. 577 00:27:25,866 --> 00:27:29,391 Darem Reymi is your new Calica captain. 578 00:27:29,522 --> 00:27:32,003 [cheering and whooping] 579 00:27:37,791 --> 00:27:39,706 -[chanting]: Darem! Darem! -Not Darem. 580 00:27:39,837 --> 00:27:41,316 -Darem! Darem! -Not Darem Reymi. 581 00:27:41,447 --> 00:27:43,231 -Darem! Darem! -Who's the new Calica captain? 582 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:44,929 -Darem! -Let's hear it. Come on, let's hear it, 583 00:27:45,059 --> 00:27:46,104 let's hear it, let's hear it one more time. 584 00:27:46,234 --> 00:27:48,019 [chanting]: Darem! Darem! 585 00:27:48,149 --> 00:27:50,108 -Let's hear it! Let's hear it! -[chanting continues] 586 00:27:50,238 --> 00:27:51,544 CALEB: What's that supposed to be? 587 00:27:51,675 --> 00:27:53,981 I believe it is a captain's chair. 588 00:27:54,112 --> 00:27:57,985 And I believe he is hoisted by his whooping posse of dudes. 589 00:27:58,116 --> 00:28:00,031 This guy's insufferable. 590 00:28:00,161 --> 00:28:02,729 -DAREM: Come on, let's hear it. -Darem! Darem! Darem! 591 00:28:02,860 --> 00:28:04,339 DAREM: Yeah, a little bit more, come on. 592 00:28:04,470 --> 00:28:06,559 -Darem! Darem! -[fanfare playing on-screen] 593 00:28:09,910 --> 00:28:11,433 NARRATOR: Do you aspire 594 00:28:11,564 --> 00:28:14,088 to be the best and brightest in the galaxy? 595 00:28:14,219 --> 00:28:15,960 [cadets screaming] 596 00:28:16,090 --> 00:28:18,440 [distorted bellowing] 597 00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:19,964 RENO: Good God. 598 00:28:20,094 --> 00:28:22,314 [indistinct yelling] 599 00:28:24,185 --> 00:28:25,491 [screaming] 600 00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:27,885 -Guys! -Come on, follow us. 601 00:28:28,929 --> 00:28:30,583 -Where am I? -Hey! 602 00:28:30,714 --> 00:28:32,585 Hey! [screams] 603 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:37,155 NARRATOR: Exceed your physical... 604 00:28:37,285 --> 00:28:38,983 MALE: I don't want to bleed! 605 00:28:39,113 --> 00:28:42,203 NARRATOR: ...mental, and spiritual limits. 606 00:28:42,334 --> 00:28:43,770 [female screams] 607 00:28:43,901 --> 00:28:45,598 Be the captain of your own destiny... 608 00:28:45,729 --> 00:28:47,643 -[screams] -...at Starfleet Academy. 609 00:28:47,774 --> 00:28:50,385 LURA: Where did they find these people? 610 00:28:50,516 --> 00:28:52,431 [laughing] 611 00:28:57,088 --> 00:28:58,654 CALEB: Calm down. 612 00:28:58,785 --> 00:29:00,787 [tuts] 613 00:29:00,918 --> 00:29:01,962 -DAREM: That's funny? -Oh, yeah. 614 00:29:02,093 --> 00:29:03,572 Oh, you're laughing? Yeah? 615 00:29:03,703 --> 00:29:04,965 -DZOLO: Oh, yeah, at you. -Calm down. Calm down. 616 00:29:05,096 --> 00:29:05,836 DAREM: Do you want something to laugh at? 617 00:29:05,966 --> 00:29:07,228 Tonight, our atrium 618 00:29:07,359 --> 00:29:09,622 -after curfew. -Calm down. 619 00:29:09,753 --> 00:29:10,710 Calica. 620 00:29:10,841 --> 00:29:13,147 Right. Plan for a short night. 621 00:29:13,278 --> 00:29:15,149 DZOLO: Aye aye, Captain. 622 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,803 Bye. 623 00:29:16,934 --> 00:29:18,892 [grunts mockingly] 624 00:29:22,940 --> 00:29:26,204 COMPUTER: Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed. 625 00:29:26,334 --> 00:29:28,336 Welcome, Commander Kelrec. 626 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,121 Your security's pretty serious. 627 00:29:30,251 --> 00:29:33,341 Well, we tried funny security, but no one felt safe. 628 00:29:33,472 --> 00:29:34,647 Tea? 629 00:29:34,778 --> 00:29:36,518 Computer, resume leisure protocol. 630 00:29:36,649 --> 00:29:39,608 [classical music playing] 631 00:29:41,262 --> 00:29:44,309 It's critical to use the proper tools. 632 00:29:44,439 --> 00:29:47,051 Fresh, dried leaves. 633 00:29:47,181 --> 00:29:49,183 Water... 634 00:29:49,314 --> 00:29:53,274 heated to 86.4 degrees Celsius. 635 00:29:53,927 --> 00:29:57,191 If one step is handled carelessly, 636 00:29:57,322 --> 00:29:59,585 the result is... 637 00:30:00,455 --> 00:30:02,240 [sighs] 638 00:30:03,241 --> 00:30:04,633 ...a weak cup. 639 00:30:10,161 --> 00:30:12,250 -Cheers. -You don't "cheers." 640 00:30:13,512 --> 00:30:15,514 Oh, if you must stir, 641 00:30:15,644 --> 00:30:17,908 uh, place the spoon at 12 o'clock, 642 00:30:18,038 --> 00:30:20,127 then softly fold the liquid back and forth 643 00:30:20,258 --> 00:30:22,695 12 times to six o'clock. 12... 644 00:30:24,479 --> 00:30:25,698 ...to six. 645 00:30:25,829 --> 00:30:27,656 Your kids accessed our security 646 00:30:27,787 --> 00:30:29,833 to get that footage, which was only possible 647 00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:32,139 -with an instructor's help. -Is that an accusation? 648 00:30:32,270 --> 00:30:34,359 A fact. I analyzed all the metadata. 649 00:30:34,489 --> 00:30:37,275 You aided and abetted the humiliation of my cadets. 650 00:30:37,405 --> 00:30:39,538 We learn more from our failures than our successes. 651 00:30:39,668 --> 00:30:42,628 And someone has to teach your cadets that life 652 00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:44,935 and war will come at them from all sides. 653 00:30:45,065 --> 00:30:47,285 Some of them came here in cargo holds. 654 00:30:47,415 --> 00:30:49,591 They don't need a reminder that life isn't fair. 655 00:30:49,722 --> 00:30:51,289 Apparently, they do. 656 00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:56,642 Put yourself in their shoes for a sec. 657 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,122 The "E" word. 658 00:30:58,252 --> 00:30:59,471 [puzzled grunt] 659 00:30:59,601 --> 00:31:01,081 Empathy. 660 00:31:01,212 --> 00:31:03,257 These kids have no reason to believe in anybody. 661 00:31:03,388 --> 00:31:05,216 I-I want them to believe in me, 662 00:31:05,346 --> 00:31:07,653 and I need them to believe in you. 663 00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:10,264 Yeah, surprise. 664 00:31:10,395 --> 00:31:12,136 I got no problem with kids being kids, 665 00:31:12,266 --> 00:31:13,746 but your putting your thumb on the scale 666 00:31:13,877 --> 00:31:15,182 defeats both our purposes. 667 00:31:15,313 --> 00:31:16,967 Our cadets need to know 668 00:31:17,097 --> 00:31:20,187 that our campus is a level playing field. 669 00:31:20,318 --> 00:31:22,842 I'd call you naive, but you've got 300 years on me. 670 00:31:22,973 --> 00:31:25,192 352. [inhales sharply] 671 00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:28,282 This is only gonna get worse. 672 00:31:28,413 --> 00:31:29,936 Do you really want to risk shenanigans 673 00:31:30,067 --> 00:31:31,764 when the oversight committee gets here? 674 00:31:31,895 --> 00:31:34,680 I'm giving you a chance to end it. 675 00:31:34,810 --> 00:31:36,987 Chancellor, my cadets and I will continue 676 00:31:37,117 --> 00:31:39,206 to outflank, outmaneuver and outplay yours. 677 00:31:39,337 --> 00:31:40,425 And then you can decide 678 00:31:40,555 --> 00:31:42,601 how that "E" word is working out for you. 679 00:31:42,731 --> 00:31:43,776 Oh, yeah? 680 00:31:48,259 --> 00:31:50,130 Well... 681 00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:54,352 ...my 12 to six is your six to 12. 682 00:31:54,482 --> 00:31:56,180 So think about that. 683 00:31:57,137 --> 00:31:58,486 [door whooshes open] 684 00:31:58,617 --> 00:32:00,271 -What? -[door whooshes shut] 685 00:32:00,401 --> 00:32:02,055 Based on the measurable difference in our capabilities, 686 00:32:02,186 --> 00:32:04,405 -we have a 2.7% chance of winning. -DAREM: See, see? 687 00:32:04,536 --> 00:32:07,104 Exactly. See? This is our chance to prove ourselves. 688 00:32:07,234 --> 00:32:10,063 No, no, no, this is your chance to prove yourselves. 689 00:32:10,194 --> 00:32:11,630 -Okay? -I was about to say, lucky we have you, 690 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:12,979 my right-handed, rule-breaking... 691 00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:15,199 I'm not your anything. 692 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,549 Apparently, that's... 693 00:32:17,679 --> 00:32:19,507 -Premature? Mm-hmm. -Premature. 694 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:21,031 And why did you have to say it was our atrium? 695 00:32:21,161 --> 00:32:22,684 I can't afford any more service hours 696 00:32:22,815 --> 00:32:25,557 if I want to get out of Starfleet this century. 697 00:32:25,687 --> 00:32:28,299 You were so ready to throw down when we first met. 698 00:32:28,429 --> 00:32:31,780 Are you really gonna let these idiots get away with this? 699 00:32:33,347 --> 00:32:34,609 Now, who's with me? 700 00:32:36,437 --> 00:32:37,786 Am I really the only one that believes 701 00:32:37,917 --> 00:32:39,745 they need their asses handed to them? Hmm? 702 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,921 I'm with you! 703 00:32:42,791 --> 00:32:45,359 Every calculation says that they'll keep terrorizing us 704 00:32:45,490 --> 00:32:46,795 if we don't rally. 705 00:32:48,188 --> 00:32:49,929 -Caleb? -You're an idiot. 706 00:32:50,060 --> 00:32:51,235 That's a yes. 707 00:32:51,365 --> 00:32:53,367 Genesis? 708 00:32:54,064 --> 00:32:56,283 You know what kind of captain sends his team 709 00:32:56,414 --> 00:32:57,632 into a slaughter? 710 00:32:59,112 --> 00:33:00,766 One who got there by playing dirty. 711 00:33:02,986 --> 00:33:05,466 Hey, I win at all costs. 712 00:33:05,597 --> 00:33:07,207 I said that out loud. 713 00:33:07,338 --> 00:33:08,861 What'd you expect? 714 00:33:08,992 --> 00:33:11,168 I expected you to not use my family shit against me. 715 00:33:12,734 --> 00:33:15,302 Good luck... Captain. 716 00:33:24,094 --> 00:33:25,573 FEMALE: ...all-nighter for Xenolinguistics. 717 00:33:25,704 --> 00:33:27,836 I'll make coffee. We'll be fine. 718 00:33:27,967 --> 00:33:29,882 DOT: Attention, cadets, please exit immediately. 719 00:33:30,013 --> 00:33:31,623 -Really? -The atrium is closed for cleaning. 720 00:33:31,753 --> 00:33:33,190 Ugh, this sucks. 721 00:33:36,367 --> 00:33:38,064 DAREM: Since we don't have access 722 00:33:38,195 --> 00:33:40,240 to an actual Calica field, this will have to do. 723 00:33:40,371 --> 00:33:41,589 We've divided the atrium in half-- 724 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,504 your side and ours. 725 00:33:43,635 --> 00:33:45,115 Mascots on the risers. 726 00:33:45,245 --> 00:33:48,161 -Caleb, you ready? -Yup. 727 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:50,294 This'll fool the insomniac and nocturnal cadets, 728 00:33:50,424 --> 00:33:53,775 but once the sun's up, so goeth the jig. 729 00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:56,300 Okay, first to four points. 730 00:33:56,430 --> 00:33:58,693 Deal. And it's open season on the mascots 731 00:33:58,824 --> 00:34:00,043 if they leave the target zone. 732 00:34:00,173 --> 00:34:01,870 B'AVI: Targets will materialize 733 00:34:02,001 --> 00:34:05,004 when any player gets within five feet of the target zone. 734 00:34:05,135 --> 00:34:07,311 Your bleachers have been designated the casualty box. 735 00:34:07,441 --> 00:34:09,400 A Calica computer will monitor our gameplay. 736 00:34:09,530 --> 00:34:12,403 -Less talking, more humiliation. -Granted. 737 00:34:18,278 --> 00:34:20,585 Maybe be careful what you wish for. 738 00:34:23,153 --> 00:34:24,154 DAREM: Okay. 739 00:34:25,198 --> 00:34:26,547 You all focus on defense. 740 00:34:26,677 --> 00:34:28,244 -Protect... -OCAM: I'm late. 741 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,335 That's what it looks like. 742 00:34:31,465 --> 00:34:32,858 -[laughs] -I'm a lapling. 743 00:34:32,988 --> 00:34:34,207 Oh, yeah. 744 00:34:34,338 --> 00:34:37,036 Man, I have seen tougher Tardigrades. 745 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:39,038 -Oh, my head. -Okay, okay, the offensive plan 746 00:34:39,169 --> 00:34:42,519 -is me. -GENESIS: Just you? 747 00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:45,088 And what happens when that plan goes to shit? 748 00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:47,177 [scoffs] Couldn't stay away, huh? 749 00:34:47,307 --> 00:34:50,615 Yeah, teamwork makes the dream work. Mm. 750 00:34:50,744 --> 00:34:54,793 Anyway, as I was saying, the offensive plan is just me. 751 00:34:54,923 --> 00:34:56,838 They'll be expecting a full-on offensive assault. 752 00:34:56,969 --> 00:34:58,666 Let's surprise them. 753 00:34:58,797 --> 00:35:00,842 Have faith in your captain. 754 00:35:00,973 --> 00:35:03,018 -You ready? -No. 755 00:35:03,149 --> 00:35:04,890 Bring it in. Come on. 756 00:35:07,371 --> 00:35:10,765 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: Players, take your positions. 757 00:35:13,725 --> 00:35:16,641 Mascots to the target zones. 758 00:35:16,771 --> 00:35:18,121 Bring it, Mugato. 759 00:35:18,251 --> 00:35:19,513 Why don't you blow my horn, Lapling? 760 00:35:19,644 --> 00:35:21,776 Whip it out, bro, whip it out. 761 00:35:21,907 --> 00:35:24,562 Game one begins in five, 762 00:35:24,692 --> 00:35:26,868 four, three, 763 00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:29,480 two, one. 764 00:35:29,610 --> 00:35:32,222 -Commence play. -[buzzer sounds] 765 00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:37,009 Stay back and give me cover fire 766 00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:38,706 and don't let them anywhere near Ocam. 767 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,839 Ready? Now! 768 00:35:40,969 --> 00:35:43,146 -[grunts] -SAM: What? Uh... 769 00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:50,631 Go, cover Ocam. 770 00:35:50,762 --> 00:35:51,980 Okay, okay. 771 00:35:53,243 --> 00:35:55,332 Let's go. 772 00:35:55,462 --> 00:35:57,160 -Cover us. -Yep. 773 00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:02,513 OCAM: Guys, guys, guys, 774 00:36:02,643 --> 00:36:04,863 over there, really tall, handsome dude on the move. 775 00:36:04,993 --> 00:36:06,778 Genesis. 776 00:36:06,908 --> 00:36:08,475 Genesis! 777 00:36:08,606 --> 00:36:09,781 Kill him. Take him out! 778 00:36:09,911 --> 00:36:11,783 Take-- Come on, what is wrong with you?! 779 00:36:12,262 --> 00:36:14,264 Behind you, behind you, behind you. 780 00:36:14,394 --> 00:36:15,526 Hey, Princess. 781 00:36:19,965 --> 00:36:23,098 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Somebody help! Somebody help! 782 00:36:23,229 --> 00:36:24,535 [chime sounds] 783 00:36:24,665 --> 00:36:27,146 -First point to the War College. -Whoo! 784 00:36:27,799 --> 00:36:31,281 -Game two begins now. -[buzzer sounds] 785 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:35,372 -A-Again, Darem? -[phasers firing] 786 00:36:38,157 --> 00:36:39,332 DAREM: Yeah, Caleb, shoot and move! 787 00:36:39,463 --> 00:36:41,291 Go, go, go, go! Shoot them all! 788 00:36:41,421 --> 00:36:42,640 Hunt them all! 789 00:36:42,770 --> 00:36:44,555 OCAM: Caleb, Caleb, Caleb, Caleb! 790 00:36:44,685 --> 00:36:46,296 That's what I'm talking about, Caleb. 791 00:36:52,519 --> 00:36:54,565 -[phaser fires] -[chime sounds] 792 00:36:54,695 --> 00:36:56,349 CALEB: Seriously? 793 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,394 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: War College leads 794 00:36:57,524 --> 00:36:59,309 two games to zero. 795 00:36:59,439 --> 00:37:01,311 Game three begins now. 796 00:37:01,441 --> 00:37:03,008 OCAM: Shoot them, Sam, shoot them. 797 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:04,096 [grunting] 798 00:37:06,272 --> 00:37:09,362 Caleb, over there, on your six... 799 00:37:10,494 --> 00:37:11,799 [grunts] 800 00:37:11,930 --> 00:37:14,585 Guys, are we even trying? 801 00:37:15,803 --> 00:37:18,110 -[chime sounds] -OCAM: No, guys, why? 802 00:37:18,241 --> 00:37:20,721 DIGITAL DEAN OF STUDENTS: 3-0, War College. 803 00:37:20,852 --> 00:37:22,680 -Well played. -Match point. 804 00:37:22,810 --> 00:37:24,595 Time-out. 805 00:37:24,725 --> 00:37:25,987 One-minute time-out called by Starfleet Academy. 806 00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:27,032 SAM: What's our next play? 807 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:29,164 Uh, I don't know. 808 00:37:29,295 --> 00:37:30,601 Hey. What are you doing? 809 00:37:30,731 --> 00:37:32,342 GENESIS: What are youdoing? 810 00:37:32,472 --> 00:37:33,517 -Huh? -Pull a strategy out of your ass or stand down. 811 00:37:33,647 --> 00:37:35,388 Sorry. Are you the captain? 812 00:37:35,519 --> 00:37:37,216 Are you? No, didn't think so. 813 00:37:37,347 --> 00:37:40,088 Come on. Come on! Come on! 814 00:37:40,219 --> 00:37:42,265 -Resume play. -[buzzer sounds] 815 00:37:53,450 --> 00:37:55,452 [grunting] 816 00:37:58,672 --> 00:38:00,283 -I like this game. -[buzzer sounds] 817 00:38:00,413 --> 00:38:02,415 Foul. Prohibited strike. 818 00:38:02,546 --> 00:38:05,375 Cadet Reymi will sit out the point. 819 00:38:05,505 --> 00:38:08,378 -You okay? -Mm-hmm. 820 00:38:08,508 --> 00:38:09,988 If we can't outmuscle them, 821 00:38:10,118 --> 00:38:12,338 -we outsmart 'em. -Offense. Hey! 822 00:38:12,469 --> 00:38:13,905 Get physical, get after them! 823 00:38:14,035 --> 00:38:15,559 [grunts] 824 00:38:15,689 --> 00:38:17,691 GENESIS: Okay, we need a real plan. 825 00:38:17,822 --> 00:38:19,606 SAM: What are you thinking? 826 00:38:19,737 --> 00:38:20,825 [Genesis sighs] 827 00:38:24,611 --> 00:38:26,526 DAREM: Genesis, come on! 828 00:38:26,657 --> 00:38:29,094 What are you doing? I told you what to do! 829 00:38:29,224 --> 00:38:32,358 -Come on! -No. I have a different strategy. 830 00:38:32,489 --> 00:38:34,012 Just wait for my signal, okay? 831 00:38:34,142 --> 00:38:36,101 Sam, I'm gonna need you to do something for us. 832 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:37,189 SAM: Okay. 833 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,018 Players, resume positions. 834 00:38:42,325 --> 00:38:46,329 Play will continue in three, two, 835 00:38:46,459 --> 00:38:49,027 -one. -[buzzer sounds] 836 00:38:49,157 --> 00:38:51,334 What are you doing at the replicators? Move back! 837 00:38:55,816 --> 00:38:57,862 That's not the plan! What are you doing?! 838 00:38:57,992 --> 00:38:59,472 Using our training. 839 00:38:59,603 --> 00:39:02,083 -They can't hit what they can't see. -[grunts] 840 00:39:02,954 --> 00:39:05,565 DZOLO: The smoke's too thick. Hold your positions. 841 00:39:05,696 --> 00:39:08,220 OCAM: So much smoke. I can't see. I can't see. 842 00:39:08,351 --> 00:39:09,613 DZOLO: Shoot the mascot! 843 00:39:09,743 --> 00:39:10,962 OCAM: Oh, no, they're shooting at me. 844 00:39:11,092 --> 00:39:12,267 Guys, they're shooting. 845 00:39:12,398 --> 00:39:14,139 Ocam, come on. What are you doing, mate? 846 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:17,272 SAM: Just kidding. I'm not a mascot. I'm photonic. 847 00:39:17,403 --> 00:39:19,013 Sam. 848 00:39:20,711 --> 00:39:23,801 I can make myself permeable, bitches! [laughs] 849 00:39:23,931 --> 00:39:25,280 MUGATO: Hey, that's cheating. 850 00:39:25,411 --> 00:39:26,934 SAM: Nothing in the rulebook about it. 851 00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:28,675 [Sam laughs] 852 00:39:32,897 --> 00:39:34,289 Hi! 853 00:39:34,420 --> 00:39:36,248 MUGATO: No. No, no, no. 854 00:39:36,379 --> 00:39:38,250 No, guys, guys. 855 00:39:38,381 --> 00:39:40,339 -Boom! -3-1. 856 00:39:40,470 --> 00:39:42,254 That's how you do that! 857 00:39:42,385 --> 00:39:44,474 -[cheering] -First point for Starfleet Academy. 858 00:39:46,693 --> 00:39:49,217 OCAM: That was for you, my furry little friend! 859 00:39:49,348 --> 00:39:52,351 I'm all up in you, baby! Whoo! 860 00:39:52,482 --> 00:39:54,745 He used our own shots to locate us in the smoke. 861 00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:55,833 Smart. 862 00:39:55,963 --> 00:39:59,445 [cheering] 863 00:39:59,576 --> 00:40:01,969 Holy shit. We got a point! We got a point! 864 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,058 B'AVI: They found a strategy that works-- 865 00:40:04,189 --> 00:40:07,018 -replacing you. -[muffled laugh] 866 00:40:12,197 --> 00:40:15,418 [indistinct chatter] 867 00:40:15,548 --> 00:40:17,811 GENESIS: Well, we can't pull that off a second time, 868 00:40:17,942 --> 00:40:20,423 but at least it's not a shut-out. 869 00:40:25,471 --> 00:40:27,952 Wait. You're... you're leaving? 870 00:40:28,082 --> 00:40:30,433 You're a better captain than I am. 871 00:40:30,563 --> 00:40:32,086 The team's yours. 872 00:40:32,217 --> 00:40:35,699 LURA: What in the sweet name of Qo'noS is this? 873 00:40:39,485 --> 00:40:41,705 Why is this always on my watch? 874 00:40:41,835 --> 00:40:43,228 You will pay! 875 00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:47,188 You will pay with blood, sweat and shame! 876 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,495 Why are none of you crying?! 877 00:40:49,626 --> 00:40:51,105 -I'll cry. -Quiet! 878 00:40:51,236 --> 00:40:53,107 To your chancellors! Now! 879 00:40:56,067 --> 00:40:57,416 I got a lot of paperwork to get through. 880 00:41:07,208 --> 00:41:08,993 None of you have been paying attention. 881 00:41:09,123 --> 00:41:11,082 -For the record, I've actually been paying... -For the very last time, 882 00:41:11,212 --> 00:41:14,172 patience and empathy-- 883 00:41:14,302 --> 00:41:15,608 they are not concessions. 884 00:41:15,739 --> 00:41:17,436 -These are strat... -[scratching] 885 00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:20,178 Hello. 886 00:41:20,308 --> 00:41:21,440 Hi. 887 00:41:21,571 --> 00:41:24,095 Patience and empathy. 888 00:41:24,225 --> 00:41:28,273 These are strategies, tools. 889 00:41:29,143 --> 00:41:31,668 What... Mir? 890 00:41:31,798 --> 00:41:33,757 Are your pajamas covered in little accordions? 891 00:41:33,887 --> 00:41:35,933 They are tiny warp cores. You want to say something cute 892 00:41:36,063 --> 00:41:38,152 about it? Huh? Do ya? Do ya? 893 00:41:38,283 --> 00:41:42,592 You want to end this war once and for all? Show some growth. 894 00:41:42,722 --> 00:41:44,507 Growth! 895 00:41:45,551 --> 00:41:46,770 Is anybody listening? 896 00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:48,162 [imitating echo]: Listening? Listening? 897 00:41:48,293 --> 00:41:50,513 There will be no more after-hours 898 00:41:50,643 --> 00:41:52,253 shenaniganizing. I'm putting the campus 899 00:41:52,384 --> 00:41:54,429 under lock and key with biometric security. 900 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,695 I'm sure Chancellor Kelrec and his tea-loving eyeball... 901 00:42:02,133 --> 00:42:04,483 -[chuckles] -...would be flattered. 902 00:42:04,614 --> 00:42:07,399 Disciplinary menial labor assignments 903 00:42:07,530 --> 00:42:10,097 will be posted tomorrow-- 30 hours a person. 904 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,796 -30... -According to Item 48.9B in the rulebook, seven hours... 905 00:42:12,926 --> 00:42:14,754 Woo-hoo! 35. 906 00:42:14,885 --> 00:42:16,234 Any other takers? 907 00:42:16,364 --> 00:42:18,541 Dismissed. 908 00:42:19,890 --> 00:42:22,719 Out! 909 00:42:22,849 --> 00:42:24,677 OCAM: She must be pissed if she's breaking the rules. 910 00:42:24,808 --> 00:42:27,375 Yeah. Maybe we should have just listened to what she said 911 00:42:27,506 --> 00:42:30,422 -and stuck to botany. -INSTRUCTOR: Quietly now. Quiet. 912 00:42:30,553 --> 00:42:32,642 [shushes] Quietly now. 913 00:42:32,772 --> 00:42:34,121 -PLANTS: Quietly now. -Quiet. 914 00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:35,862 -PLANT: Quiet. -[instructor shushes] 915 00:42:35,993 --> 00:42:37,429 -[plants shush] -It's okay. 916 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,562 -PLANTS: It's okay. -Almost there. 917 00:42:39,692 --> 00:42:41,085 -PLANTS: Almost there. -Quietly now. 918 00:42:41,215 --> 00:42:42,956 -PLANTS: Quietly now. -Quiet. 919 00:42:43,087 --> 00:42:45,698 -PLANT: Quiet. -It's okay. Almost there. 920 00:42:45,829 --> 00:42:47,352 -PLANT: It's okay. Almost there. -PLANT 2: Almost there. 921 00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:49,615 [instructor and plants shushing] 922 00:42:49,746 --> 00:42:52,226 GENESIS [chuckles]: I think the chancellor was trying to tell us something. 923 00:42:52,357 --> 00:42:56,100 I know she just said "patience" and "empathy." 924 00:42:56,230 --> 00:42:59,538 But she also said, "End the war once and for all." 925 00:42:59,669 --> 00:43:01,496 We're gonna prank the War College. 926 00:43:01,627 --> 00:43:02,846 Yeah. 927 00:43:02,976 --> 00:43:04,891 We're gonna prank the War College so hard, 928 00:43:05,022 --> 00:43:07,851 -they'll write songs about it. -What? Now? 929 00:43:07,981 --> 00:43:09,983 Yes, now. If I'm getting busted, 930 00:43:10,114 --> 00:43:11,811 it's going to be worth it. 931 00:43:11,942 --> 00:43:13,683 We're gonna take what our chancellor taught us 932 00:43:13,813 --> 00:43:16,076 and wait for the right moment-- patience. 933 00:43:16,207 --> 00:43:19,689 And hit the War College back on their level-- empathy. 934 00:43:19,819 --> 00:43:21,821 Chancellor wants to see some growth? 935 00:43:21,952 --> 00:43:23,431 We're gonna show her some growth. 936 00:43:23,562 --> 00:43:25,172 We're gonna be doing disciplinary labor 937 00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:26,870 for the rest of our lives. 938 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,481 RENO: This PADD is healthy as a newborn. 939 00:43:29,612 --> 00:43:31,309 What's the problem? Teething? 940 00:43:31,439 --> 00:43:34,094 -It's not receiving incoming messages. -Weird. 941 00:43:38,577 --> 00:43:39,622 DAREM: You know what? 942 00:43:39,752 --> 00:43:41,275 It's fine. 943 00:43:41,406 --> 00:43:42,755 -Uh, the problem must be on the other end. -Yeah. 944 00:43:42,886 --> 00:43:44,670 That happens. 945 00:43:44,801 --> 00:43:46,063 Look, kid, 946 00:43:46,193 --> 00:43:48,761 any message that you have to chase down 947 00:43:48,892 --> 00:43:52,025 does not deserve to be read... by you. 948 00:43:52,156 --> 00:43:54,114 It's fine. You don't... It's not... 949 00:43:54,245 --> 00:43:55,550 It's fine. 950 00:43:55,681 --> 00:43:57,683 A teenager with parental issues. 951 00:43:57,814 --> 00:43:59,816 Never before in the universe. 952 00:43:59,946 --> 00:44:01,556 People are simple. 953 00:44:01,687 --> 00:44:04,168 They either show up for you or they don't. 954 00:44:04,298 --> 00:44:07,127 -Oh, there you are, Commander. -Not a good time. 955 00:44:07,258 --> 00:44:08,433 Dispensing wisdom. 956 00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:10,261 We were having turducken for dinner, 957 00:44:10,391 --> 00:44:13,394 but now it can't exist because you forgot 958 00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:15,048 to prep the replicator. 959 00:44:15,179 --> 00:44:16,920 I'm sorry, kitten. My bad. 960 00:44:17,050 --> 00:44:18,225 Are you not respecting dinner? 961 00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:20,750 Dinner is important. 962 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,840 We'll go out. Chinese? Ni'Vari? 963 00:44:23,970 --> 00:44:26,016 French. I want coq au vin. 964 00:44:26,146 --> 00:44:29,584 But with krada leg and grapok sauce. 965 00:44:29,715 --> 00:44:32,152 I'll make a res at Yvette's. See? 966 00:44:32,283 --> 00:44:35,547 Everything is gonna brie all right. 967 00:44:36,591 --> 00:44:38,028 -LURA: No. -Goodbye, my love. 968 00:44:38,158 --> 00:44:39,246 LURA: Even more no. 969 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:40,900 [Reno sighs] 970 00:44:41,031 --> 00:44:42,946 French-Klingon fusion-- 971 00:44:43,076 --> 00:44:45,949 the cuisine I never knew that I needed. 972 00:44:46,079 --> 00:44:50,127 I left a starship on the edge of creation to be with her. 973 00:44:50,257 --> 00:44:52,651 That's what you call showing up for someone. 974 00:44:52,782 --> 00:44:54,784 Has anyone ever done that for you? 975 00:44:54,914 --> 00:44:58,701 I don't know. Maybe someone who was furious with you? 976 00:44:58,831 --> 00:45:02,356 Or maybe someone you repeatedly underestimated? 977 00:45:02,487 --> 00:45:05,751 Who is also your classmate named 978 00:45:05,882 --> 00:45:07,144 -Genesis? -I got it, I got it. 979 00:45:07,274 --> 00:45:09,015 I didn't know. I mean, you went far away. 980 00:45:09,146 --> 00:45:11,452 I was worried about you. 981 00:45:12,453 --> 00:45:15,500 So, technically, this doesn't require violence, but... 982 00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:18,416 The honor of my friends is bound to my own. 983 00:45:18,546 --> 00:45:20,897 -I will join you. -All right. 984 00:45:21,027 --> 00:45:23,247 -This needs to go like clockwork. -Mm-hmm. 985 00:45:25,815 --> 00:45:28,687 Aah! [mutters] 986 00:45:29,993 --> 00:45:31,603 [clears throat] 987 00:45:31,734 --> 00:45:33,387 Can I, uh...? 988 00:45:37,565 --> 00:45:41,874 Have I ever told you I used to play the belaklavion as a kid? 989 00:45:42,005 --> 00:45:44,703 -It's a Bajoran instr... -I know what it is. 990 00:45:44,834 --> 00:45:46,052 Do I care? 991 00:45:46,183 --> 00:45:50,187 Kids across the galaxy were starving, 992 00:45:50,317 --> 00:45:51,884 and I was playing fancy instruments. 993 00:45:52,015 --> 00:45:54,931 I played that thing until my fingers bled. 994 00:45:55,061 --> 00:45:57,150 My mom and dad were sitting right in the front row, 995 00:45:57,281 --> 00:45:59,718 and I... 996 00:45:59,849 --> 00:46:01,633 I missed a note. 997 00:46:03,374 --> 00:46:05,637 They left before I could finish the piece. 998 00:46:05,768 --> 00:46:08,031 That's my family. 999 00:46:08,161 --> 00:46:11,208 You're either the center of the universe or you're nothing. 1000 00:46:11,338 --> 00:46:13,297 Mom and dad issues. 1001 00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:15,778 Impressive. 1002 00:46:15,908 --> 00:46:18,128 Yeah. Had to beat you at something. 1003 00:46:19,259 --> 00:46:20,783 Look, I... 1004 00:46:20,913 --> 00:46:23,263 I took advantage of you when you opened up. 1005 00:46:23,394 --> 00:46:24,482 I'm sorry. 1006 00:46:24,612 --> 00:46:26,919 It's a big universe. 1007 00:46:27,050 --> 00:46:28,747 I can't expect everyone to play fair. 1008 00:46:28,878 --> 00:46:31,271 You had the right to expect it here. 1009 00:46:31,402 --> 00:46:32,751 He learned something? 1010 00:46:32,882 --> 00:46:34,144 Mm. He didn't mean a word of that. 1011 00:46:34,274 --> 00:46:36,668 Shut... up... Mir. 1012 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,936 You lead... 1013 00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:45,938 I follow. 1014 00:46:46,069 --> 00:46:48,419 Okay. 1015 00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:52,249 Uh, one thing, though. 1016 00:46:52,379 --> 00:46:55,208 -The knife in the ribs. -[laughs] 1017 00:46:55,339 --> 00:46:58,211 Yeah. I was six. 1018 00:46:58,342 --> 00:47:00,039 Khionians have multiple appendixii. 1019 00:47:00,170 --> 00:47:02,041 -Oh, wow. -Appendixes. 1020 00:47:02,172 --> 00:47:04,217 -Appendixes. -Let's begin. 1021 00:47:04,348 --> 00:47:06,437 ♪ 1022 00:47:10,789 --> 00:47:12,095 The War College dorms 1023 00:47:12,225 --> 00:47:13,444 are secured during the day. 1024 00:47:13,574 --> 00:47:15,925 While the cadets are at class, someone will need 1025 00:47:16,055 --> 00:47:18,057 to disable the system so we can get in. 1026 00:47:18,188 --> 00:47:21,365 Where are we supposed to find someone with clearance? 1027 00:47:21,495 --> 00:47:25,108 Well, uh, yeah, it's not perfect. 1028 00:47:25,238 --> 00:47:27,675 I replicated it from memory, 1029 00:47:27,806 --> 00:47:30,069 and I had to guesstimate Caleb's size. 1030 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,941 -My size? -Yeah. 1031 00:47:33,290 --> 00:47:35,161 I'm not wearing that. 1032 00:47:35,292 --> 00:47:36,989 Mugato, hey, what's up? 1033 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,338 GENESIS: This part's way too techy 1034 00:47:38,469 --> 00:47:41,211 for anyone else to pull off. 1035 00:47:41,341 --> 00:47:42,647 Whoo! 1036 00:47:42,777 --> 00:47:44,040 Mugato. 1037 00:47:44,170 --> 00:47:45,824 FEMALE VOICE: Attention, cadets. 1038 00:47:45,955 --> 00:47:49,567 Afternoon classes will begin in five minutes. 1039 00:47:49,697 --> 00:47:51,351 GENESIS: Kelrec teaches battlefield resilience 1040 00:47:51,482 --> 00:47:53,614 every day from 1500 to 1630. 1041 00:47:53,745 --> 00:47:55,355 That is our window. 1042 00:47:55,486 --> 00:47:57,618 To temporarily disable the security system, 1043 00:47:57,749 --> 00:47:59,446 you'll need to get into his office. 1044 00:47:59,577 --> 00:48:02,623 Problem is, we need his cornea, 1045 00:48:02,754 --> 00:48:05,278 which is what the chancellor was trying to tell us. 1046 00:48:05,409 --> 00:48:08,238 Chancellor Kelrec and his tea-loving eyeball. 1047 00:48:08,368 --> 00:48:10,631 -That's you, Darem. -You want me to remove Kelrec's eye? 1048 00:48:10,762 --> 00:48:14,418 Hi. So, yeah, like you, I originally thought 1049 00:48:14,548 --> 00:48:17,247 that we were removing people's eyeballs and ganglia. 1050 00:48:17,377 --> 00:48:20,598 But it turns out, pranks aren't meant to draw blood. 1051 00:48:20,728 --> 00:48:21,599 Got it. 1052 00:48:21,729 --> 00:48:24,384 Sir? Sir? 1053 00:48:25,995 --> 00:48:29,041 I want to apologize for the illicit game of Calica. 1054 00:48:29,172 --> 00:48:31,478 This is a Khionian tradition. 1055 00:48:31,609 --> 00:48:32,610 You're not familiar 1056 00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:34,133 because you've never met a Khionian before, 1057 00:48:34,264 --> 00:48:36,005 -but we do this all the time. -Oh. 1058 00:48:36,135 --> 00:48:39,095 I offer you my deep remorse. 1059 00:48:39,225 --> 00:48:41,140 -That's quite enough, Cadet. -Please don't deny this 1060 00:48:41,271 --> 00:48:44,448 culturally sensitive moment, Chancellor Kelrec. 1061 00:48:53,805 --> 00:48:55,111 Thank you, sir. 1062 00:48:59,115 --> 00:49:01,595 JAY-DEN: With that polymer DNA imprint, 1063 00:49:01,726 --> 00:49:04,511 I can code the programmable biometric gel 1064 00:49:04,642 --> 00:49:08,820 to replicate any one of Kelrec's body parts. 1065 00:49:15,740 --> 00:49:18,047 COMPUTER: Retinal biometrics and trace DNA confirmed. 1066 00:49:18,177 --> 00:49:21,398 -CALEB: Yes. -Welcome, Commander Kelrec. 1067 00:49:21,528 --> 00:49:22,921 CALEB: So, once in, I'll override 1068 00:49:23,052 --> 00:49:24,357 the security grid so it shuts off, 1069 00:49:24,488 --> 00:49:27,447 but it'll only last 60 seconds. 1070 00:49:27,578 --> 00:49:29,754 We're gonna need someone fast to deliver the packages 1071 00:49:29,884 --> 00:49:31,321 while the cadets are at class. 1072 00:49:32,452 --> 00:49:36,891 It's go time. [chuckles] 1073 00:49:37,022 --> 00:49:38,632 And I'll deliver the gifts 1074 00:49:38,763 --> 00:49:42,027 and be out in under a minute, like Santa. 1075 00:49:42,158 --> 00:49:44,073 GENESIS: Oh, I almost forgot to mention, I juiced 1076 00:49:44,203 --> 00:49:45,422 the growth accelerant. 1077 00:49:45,552 --> 00:49:47,076 Nahla's plants were a little too cute for our purpose. 1078 00:49:48,555 --> 00:49:50,166 You'll see. 1079 00:49:52,864 --> 00:49:55,780 Once the security system comes back on line, 1080 00:49:55,910 --> 00:49:57,390 you'll need to haul ass 1081 00:49:57,521 --> 00:49:58,739 and make sure you don't get caught. 1082 00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:00,350 TARIMA: Hi, Caleb. 1083 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,701 Where you running off to? 1084 00:50:03,831 --> 00:50:05,572 CALEB [high-pitched]: Caleb? Who-Who's Caleb? 1085 00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:07,748 And you should be in class, young lady. 1086 00:50:07,879 --> 00:50:09,054 -You should be ashamed of yourself. -Just stop. 1087 00:50:09,185 --> 00:50:10,316 Okay? I can sense you 1088 00:50:10,447 --> 00:50:13,406 through this ridiculous outfit. 1089 00:50:13,537 --> 00:50:15,539 Can we talk? 1090 00:50:16,801 --> 00:50:18,629 CALEB [sighs]: Do we have to? 1091 00:50:18,759 --> 00:50:20,457 [grunts softly] 1092 00:50:21,501 --> 00:50:23,199 [exhales] 1093 00:50:23,329 --> 00:50:25,984 I'm sorry I didn't tell you when I chose the War College. 1094 00:50:26,115 --> 00:50:29,379 I should have. I owed you that. 1095 00:50:29,509 --> 00:50:31,903 I just... 1096 00:50:32,034 --> 00:50:33,905 I didn't know how. 1097 00:50:34,036 --> 00:50:36,429 -You make me feel... -Amazing? 1098 00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:38,344 Exhilarated? Nuts? 1099 00:50:38,475 --> 00:50:40,694 Out of control. 1100 00:50:40,825 --> 00:50:43,654 I'm not like other Betazoids. 1101 00:50:43,784 --> 00:50:46,613 Back home I was able to manage it. 1102 00:50:46,744 --> 00:50:50,313 Now that I have the freedom to go where I want 1103 00:50:50,443 --> 00:50:53,577 and be who I want, that freedom... 1104 00:50:54,578 --> 00:50:55,970 ...it cost me something. 1105 00:50:56,101 --> 00:50:58,190 I think I'm getting the picture. 1106 00:50:58,321 --> 00:51:00,975 I didn't choose the War College 'cause of you. 1107 00:51:01,106 --> 00:51:04,675 I chose it so I can finally learn the discipline 1108 00:51:04,805 --> 00:51:06,720 of being in control of myself. 1109 00:51:06,851 --> 00:51:09,767 Okay, this place, it's-it's who I am. 1110 00:51:09,897 --> 00:51:12,987 -I mean, it's who I have to be. -Oh, come on. 1111 00:51:13,118 --> 00:51:16,121 You're no more "this place" than I'm the Academy. 1112 00:51:16,252 --> 00:51:19,385 Okay? Please don't fall for this "us versus them" shit. 1113 00:51:19,516 --> 00:51:21,779 You're the one who's angry 1114 00:51:21,909 --> 00:51:23,781 'cause I didn't choose your team. 1115 00:51:23,911 --> 00:51:25,957 You're at the Academy now, and you need 1116 00:51:26,088 --> 00:51:28,612 everyone to pick it with you because... 1117 00:51:28,742 --> 00:51:30,657 you don't have the guts to face your own choice. 1118 00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:32,268 I didn't choose anything. 1119 00:51:33,443 --> 00:51:35,488 It was either this or prison. 1120 00:51:35,619 --> 00:51:36,968 Okay? And I'm-I'm not... 1121 00:51:37,099 --> 00:51:39,275 What are you...? 1122 00:51:42,539 --> 00:51:44,193 [neuro-inhibitor beeping] 1123 00:51:48,197 --> 00:51:50,677 You're fighting yourself so hard. 1124 00:51:51,417 --> 00:51:55,726 Convincing yourself not to care about this place... 1125 00:51:55,856 --> 00:51:57,423 these people. 1126 00:51:57,554 --> 00:52:00,774 But I could feel you during the game, Caleb. 1127 00:52:00,905 --> 00:52:02,863 I can feel it now. 1128 00:52:02,994 --> 00:52:07,129 This is the first time you've felt part of a group. 1129 00:52:08,652 --> 00:52:09,740 And you like it. 1130 00:52:09,870 --> 00:52:11,133 [scoffs] 1131 00:52:12,699 --> 00:52:15,006 But you're afraid they'll let you down. 1132 00:52:16,486 --> 00:52:20,490 Control is... 1133 00:52:21,404 --> 00:52:22,840 [laughs softly] 1134 00:52:23,797 --> 00:52:26,148 ...overrated. 1135 00:52:31,109 --> 00:52:33,198 -[alarm sounding] -I win. 1136 00:52:33,329 --> 00:52:36,158 [laughs] 1137 00:52:36,288 --> 00:52:39,030 -This isn't over. -Mm-hmm, that's for sure. 1138 00:52:39,987 --> 00:52:41,467 DAREM: Hey! 1139 00:52:41,598 --> 00:52:43,252 Hey! Mr. Mugato. 1140 00:52:43,382 --> 00:52:44,340 Over here, come on. 1141 00:52:46,037 --> 00:52:47,865 Come on. 1142 00:52:50,998 --> 00:52:52,522 HOLO-GUARD: No running in the hallways. 1143 00:52:54,132 --> 00:52:57,135 No running in the hallways! 1144 00:52:57,831 --> 00:53:00,182 -Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. -Ah! 1145 00:53:00,312 --> 00:53:01,531 Thought you might need to be rescued. 1146 00:53:01,661 --> 00:53:03,141 The geniuses left their transporter module 1147 00:53:03,272 --> 00:53:04,664 in our changing room. 1148 00:53:04,795 --> 00:53:05,970 CALEB: Not bad. 1149 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:07,276 How'd you find it? 1150 00:53:07,406 --> 00:53:08,538 Because I'm an all-seeing genius. 1151 00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:11,410 Chancellor assigned me lavatory duty. 1152 00:53:11,541 --> 00:53:12,759 Damn it, she's good. 1153 00:53:12,890 --> 00:53:14,935 No running in the stairwell. 1154 00:53:15,066 --> 00:53:18,809 GENESIS: Then all we have to do is wait until sunrise and... 1155 00:53:18,939 --> 00:53:20,550 [female screams] 1156 00:53:20,680 --> 00:53:22,726 [cadets screaming] 1157 00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:42,354 Kyle, come on. 1158 00:53:42,485 --> 00:53:44,661 I'm going to kill whoever did this. 1159 00:53:44,791 --> 00:53:47,968 I am going to literally rip them to shreds! 1160 00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:49,970 PLANT: Kyle, come on, I'm going to kill whoever did this. 1161 00:53:50,101 --> 00:53:52,973 PLANT 2: Kyle, come on, I'm going to kill whoever did this. 1162 00:53:53,104 --> 00:53:54,758 [overlapping plant chatter] 1163 00:53:54,888 --> 00:53:57,413 [cadets screaming] 1164 00:54:00,851 --> 00:54:02,331 What the hell is going on? 1165 00:54:02,461 --> 00:54:06,030 PLANTS: What the hell is going on? 1166 00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:07,988 -CADET: What are these things?! -CADET 2: Get outside! 1167 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:09,251 PLANT: Get outside! 1168 00:54:11,383 --> 00:54:13,037 Oh! 1169 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:17,128 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 1170 00:54:20,262 --> 00:54:22,525 Good morning. 1171 00:54:23,177 --> 00:54:25,354 Is the War College doing primal scream therapy now? 1172 00:54:25,484 --> 00:54:28,270 We are going to rip those weeds out and shove them 1173 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,402 so far down your throat, you're gonna shit chlorophyll. 1174 00:54:30,533 --> 00:54:33,318 You will not. 1175 00:54:33,449 --> 00:54:34,450 Fall in. 1176 00:54:37,366 --> 00:54:40,282 The Vitus Reflux is a protected species 1177 00:54:40,412 --> 00:54:43,241 under Starfleet regulation 286.3. 1178 00:54:43,372 --> 00:54:47,114 286.4, actually. 1179 00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:49,682 Unless I'm mistaken, 1180 00:54:49,813 --> 00:54:52,424 it says disturbing the plant before it reaches adulthood 1181 00:54:52,555 --> 00:54:54,774 is a, a crime. 1182 00:54:54,905 --> 00:54:56,689 Maturation takes longer 1183 00:54:56,820 --> 00:55:00,780 if those plants sense any stress, 1184 00:55:00,911 --> 00:55:03,653 so keep calm if you can. 1185 00:55:04,654 --> 00:55:05,959 Oh, and it helps 1186 00:55:06,090 --> 00:55:08,527 to talk to them with patience. 1187 00:55:08,658 --> 00:55:10,834 And empathy. 1188 00:55:10,964 --> 00:55:12,792 [PADD chimes] 1189 00:55:13,837 --> 00:55:15,229 Oh. 1190 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:17,406 Oversight committee has arrived, Chancellor. 1191 00:55:17,536 --> 00:55:19,059 Oh. 1192 00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:20,887 They'll be inspecting dorm rooms, too, 1193 00:55:21,018 --> 00:55:24,674 so you might want to try and, you know... 1194 00:55:24,804 --> 00:55:25,849 tidy up. 1195 00:55:25,979 --> 00:55:27,067 Shall we? 1196 00:55:27,198 --> 00:55:28,460 I yield. 1197 00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:32,072 The victory is yours. 1198 00:55:32,769 --> 00:55:35,380 I commend your cadets for their efforts. 1199 00:55:35,511 --> 00:55:36,990 And I yours. 1200 00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:41,473 They learned from the best. 1201 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,348 -[Sam giggling] -The best? The best? 1202 00:55:51,570 --> 00:55:53,572 Later, guys. 1203 00:55:53,703 --> 00:55:55,226 Good luck. 1204 00:55:59,361 --> 00:56:01,058 CALEB: It was you, wasn't it? 1205 00:56:01,188 --> 00:56:03,016 You were one of the cadets who transported the first years 1206 00:56:03,147 --> 00:56:04,844 to the roof all those years ago. 1207 00:56:04,975 --> 00:56:06,585 NAHLA: What was that word you used? 1208 00:56:06,716 --> 00:56:09,327 -Legendary? -[scoffs] 1209 00:56:09,458 --> 00:56:10,720 -[laughing] -You've been dropping hints 1210 00:56:10,850 --> 00:56:11,938 since the War College first hit us. 1211 00:56:12,069 --> 00:56:14,376 Empathy plants, Kelrec's eyeball. 1212 00:56:14,506 --> 00:56:16,595 You even said, "Show me some growth." 1213 00:56:16,726 --> 00:56:18,641 -[laughing]: I know. -And then you made us think it was our idea. 1214 00:56:18,771 --> 00:56:20,120 Why didn't you just tell us? 1215 00:56:20,251 --> 00:56:22,645 And let you cheat? Like Kelrec? 1216 00:56:22,775 --> 00:56:24,473 Half the fun was seeing if you'd all actually do it, 1217 00:56:24,603 --> 00:56:26,126 and you did. 1218 00:56:26,257 --> 00:56:29,608 You executed it with exceptional brilliance 1219 00:56:29,739 --> 00:56:31,393 and grace. 1220 00:56:32,263 --> 00:56:34,178 -Sort of. -Man, 1221 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:36,485 why does everything have to be a full-on lesson in this place? 1222 00:56:36,615 --> 00:56:37,921 'Cause it's a school, Caleb. 1223 00:56:38,051 --> 00:56:40,140 [both laugh] 1224 00:56:40,271 --> 00:56:43,230 And it's how we were taught. 1225 00:56:43,883 --> 00:56:47,060 The War College teaches its cadets to fight battles. 1226 00:56:47,191 --> 00:56:49,585 I'm teaching you to end wars. 1227 00:56:49,715 --> 00:56:52,979 To learn the patience to formulate a true strategy 1228 00:56:53,110 --> 00:56:55,678 and the empathy to understand your opponents 1229 00:56:55,808 --> 00:56:58,507 so you can disarm them. 1230 00:56:59,203 --> 00:57:02,206 That's what Starfleet needs to be again. 1231 00:57:02,336 --> 00:57:06,515 And leading through fear alone makes that impossible. 1232 00:57:08,081 --> 00:57:09,735 [sighs] 1233 00:57:12,956 --> 00:57:16,394 So, like, what would you say to someone 1234 00:57:16,525 --> 00:57:21,094 who just keeps choosing fear? 1235 00:57:23,749 --> 00:57:26,273 I literally am asking for a friend. 1236 00:57:28,450 --> 00:57:30,713 [sighs] 1237 00:57:30,843 --> 00:57:34,847 It isn't on you to control anyone but yourself. 1238 00:57:34,978 --> 00:57:36,370 [exhales] Wow. 1239 00:57:36,501 --> 00:57:37,763 Hard lesson. 1240 00:57:37,894 --> 00:57:41,506 But not all opponents are enemies. 1241 00:57:41,637 --> 00:57:44,117 And the more you play, the more they help you 1242 00:57:44,248 --> 00:57:45,858 live up to your potential. 1243 00:57:45,989 --> 00:57:47,947 Maybe you could do that for your friend. 1244 00:57:48,948 --> 00:57:50,297 Maybe. 1245 00:57:51,429 --> 00:57:52,909 We'll see. 1246 00:58:00,133 --> 00:58:01,961 [exhales] 1247 00:58:03,528 --> 00:58:05,617 [laughs softly] 1248 00:58:06,662 --> 00:58:08,490 [sighs] 1249 00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:27,509 [laughs] 1250 00:58:28,597 --> 00:58:30,686 LURA: Did you have this all gamed 1251 00:58:30,816 --> 00:58:32,905 when I first came into your office? 1252 00:58:33,036 --> 00:58:34,603 Not really. 1253 00:58:34,733 --> 00:58:37,301 But when you doubled down on the plant analogies, 1254 00:58:37,431 --> 00:58:39,738 it all came together. 1255 00:58:39,869 --> 00:58:41,392 I would have thanked you, 1256 00:58:41,523 --> 00:58:45,483 but I figured you'd need plausible deniability 1257 00:58:45,614 --> 00:58:48,399 if the oversight committee ever found out 1258 00:58:48,530 --> 00:58:52,142 the new chancellor had shenanned. 1259 00:58:54,884 --> 00:58:59,366 I... appreciate it. 1260 00:59:01,064 --> 00:59:02,674 I knew you were doing your job. 1261 00:59:04,241 --> 00:59:06,852 And you were doing yours. 1262 00:59:06,983 --> 00:59:08,941 I'll admit I couldn't see that. 1263 00:59:09,072 --> 00:59:11,204 I should have trusted it. 1264 00:59:11,335 --> 00:59:13,859 I'm going to meditate on trust. 1265 00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:16,079 What do you usually meditate on? 1266 00:59:16,209 --> 00:59:17,602 Decapitation. 1267 00:59:17,733 --> 00:59:19,517 [laughs] 1268 00:59:22,607 --> 00:59:24,522 DAREM: Dear Mother and Father... 1269 00:59:25,175 --> 00:59:28,178 Academy training remains rigorous, as expected. 1270 00:59:29,875 --> 00:59:32,922 What I hadn't anticipated and am coming to appreciate 1271 00:59:33,052 --> 00:59:35,185 are the lessons in leadership 1272 00:59:35,315 --> 00:59:37,404 that I could've never received anywhere else. 1273 00:59:37,535 --> 00:59:39,581 GENESIS: I think that one's mine. 1274 00:59:42,845 --> 00:59:44,281 Aye, Captain. 1275 00:59:45,325 --> 00:59:46,849 It's fascinating, really, 1276 00:59:46,979 --> 00:59:49,591 to be a part of a community where excellence 1277 00:59:49,721 --> 00:59:51,549 is prized and rewarded 1278 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:55,118 but not to the detriment of its individual members. 1279 00:59:55,248 --> 00:59:58,121 One can lead and be led 1280 00:59:58,251 --> 01:00:00,732 with empathy, patience. 1281 01:00:00,863 --> 01:00:04,214 And not just for others but for oneself as well. 1282 01:00:04,344 --> 01:00:05,911 SAM: Aye, Captain. 1283 01:00:06,042 --> 01:00:08,131 DAREM: I never knew such a thing was possible. 1284 01:00:08,261 --> 01:00:10,263 [chuckles] 1285 01:00:14,267 --> 01:00:19,925 Perhaps this is what friendship and family are meant to be. 1286 01:00:20,578 --> 01:00:23,146 Perhaps this is who I am meant to be. 1287 01:00:37,508 --> 01:00:38,944 GENESIS: Heads up. 1288 01:00:43,862 --> 01:00:45,821 Welcome to the team. 1289 01:01:07,190 --> 01:01:08,495 It's perfect. 1290 01:01:11,237 --> 01:01:13,239 Check this guy out. 1291 01:01:13,370 --> 01:01:15,502 [all oohing] 1292 01:01:18,549 --> 01:01:22,161 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1293 01:01:22,292 --> 01:01:24,294 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org